riveriakid: May 2010

Monday, 31 May 2010

This Is The Sausage Your Mother Warned You About

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Sunday, 30 May 2010

fat les - vindaloo

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Noddleit:- what s the best World Cup song

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Saturday, 29 May 2010

Massow Concept Cycles

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Baldwin Street, the steepest street in the world | Amusing Planet

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Sent: 29 May 2010 20:10

WARNING: Facebook Malware Attack on the Loose - http://bit.ly/aElzhz

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Friday, 28 May 2010

Bernie Ecclestone's shock deal takes Formula One back to United States.

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Apple iPad: The top 10 iPad apps - Telegraph

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Guest Blog: Michelangelo's secret message in the Sistine Chapel: A juxtaposition of God and the human brain

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Wednesday, 26 May 2010

Noddleit:- Single Mum Sally

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Tuesday, 25 May 2010

Rear-end collisions jump at red-light camera intersections in West Palm Beach

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This makes for interesting reading on the use of cameras.

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Friday, 21 May 2010

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This rattles the teeth a bit!
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Peter Kay John Smith's Diner

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Thursday, 20 May 2010

BBC - In pictures: Devon County Show 2010

The Devon flag flies proudly over the Devon County Council marquee.

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Archaeoastronomy dynamically counts down the days, hours and minutes until equinoxes, solstices and cross quarters

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Tuesday, 18 May 2010

Her last call was from a new mobile phone - this is NOT a 'funny'

Very Graphic! Just shows how driving needs your full attention! The amount of drivers I see using mobiles doing my job beggars belief! I pass this email on with my full Approval.

Pete

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To: carmetics2112@aol.com; chasethedevil@hotmail.com; bakerdave@hotmail.co.uk; hilary_walton@nfumutual.co.uk; johnwrose@hotmail.co.uk; michael@clothier4174.freeserve.co.uk; notlaw37@aol.com; yeravinalarf@hotmail.co.uk; dove_e_dove@hotmail.com; kev@vincent31.freeserve.co.uk
Subject: FW: Her last call was from a new mobile phone - this is NOT a 'funny'
Date: Tue, 18 May 2010 09:23:23 +0000

Do you see the motorcycle?

Now do you see it?

The Honda was traveling at approximately 85 mph. The VW driver was talking on a mobile phone when she pulled out from a side street, apparently not seeing the motorcycle. The rider’s reaction time was not sufficient enough to avoid this accident.

The car had two passengers and the bike rider was found INSIDE the car with them.

The Volkswagen actually flipped over from the force of impact and landed 20 feet from where the collision took place.

All three involved (two in the car and the bike rider) were killed instantly. This graphic demonstration was placed at the Motorcycle Fair by the Police and Road Safety Department in the USA.

Pass this on to car drivers or soon to be new drivers, or new motorcycle owners AND ESPECIALLY EVERYONE YOU KNOW WHO HAS A MOBILE PHONE!!!!!

A picture is worth a thousand words.

Save a life?

Stop talking on mobile phones and texting while driving.

The life you save may be your own..... Or mine...

Keep passing this on so everyone will see what can happen by using a MOBILE PHONE while driving.

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Sunday, 16 May 2010

In Defense of Facebook

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Friday, 14 May 2010

Video: British parents go nuts while passing Top Gear project cars — Autoblog

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They are GODS.Thats why we get all excited when we see them.

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This Guy is Good. Very Good!

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Super Sexy CPR

AN ACTUAL PASSPORT LETTER SENT:

Sent to me by a friend and as the warning states, If you are offended by strong language, don't read any further. But i know where hes coming from!

Pete

IF YOU MAY BE OFFENDED BY THE MODERATE LANGUAGE - DELETE THIS.

This letter is a thing of great mirth (even if the language is a bit strong in places)...You definitely feel the guy's anguish!

AN ACTUAL PASSPORT LETTER SENT:

Dear Sirs,

         I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this. How is it that Sky Television has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a bleeding satellite dish from them back in 1977, and yet, the Government is still asking me where I was bloody born and on what date.

For goodness sake, do you guys do this by hand? My birth date you have on my pension book, and it is on all the income tax forms I've filed for the past 30 years. It is on my National Health card, my driving license, my car insurance, on the last eight damn passports I've had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out before being allowed off the plane over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable census forms.

       Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's name is Mary Anne, my father's name is Robert and I'd be abso-fucking-lutely astounded if that ever changed between now and when I die!!!!!!

         I apologise, I'm really pissed off this morning. Between you an' me, I've had enough of this bullshit! You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my fucking address !!!!

     What is going on? Do you have a gang of Neanderthal arseholes workin' there? Look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I don't want to dig up Yasser Arafat, for shit sakes. I just want to go and park my arse on some sandy beach somewhere. And would someone please tell me, why would you give a shit whether I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do something weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you me, you'd be the last fucking people I'd want to tell!

Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the poxy city to get another fucking copy of my birth certificate, to the tune of £30. Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot to assist in the issuance of a new passport the same day?? Nooooooooooooo, that'd be too damn easy and maybe makes sense. You'd rather have us running all over the fuckin' place like chickens with our heads cut off, then have to find some arsehole to confirm that it's really me on the damn picture - you know, the one where we're not allowed to smile?! (bureaucratic fuckin' morons) Hey, do you know why we couldn't smile if we wanted to? Because we're totally pissed off!

Signed

An Irate Citizen.

P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture and getting someone to confirm that it's me? Well, my family has been in this country since 1776 ........ I have served in the military for something over 30 years and have had full security clearances over 25 of those years enabling me to undertake highly secretive missions all over the world. ........ However, I have to get someone 'important' to verify who I am - you know, someone like my doctor WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN FUCKING PAKISTAN !

Sincerely, from

You Sure The Hell Should Know Who.

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Wednesday, 12 May 2010

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Why have we not had these ages ago? Brilliant!

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Wrong Number?

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10 awesome inventions

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Friday, 7 May 2010

http://www.webuser.co.uk/news/top-stories/454128/apple-releases-uk-ipad-pricing

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More expensive than in the US. Wow! Who would have thought!

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GraphJam: Music and Pop Culture in Charts and Graphs. Let us explain them.

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There, I Fixed It - Epic Kludge Photos

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And we just sold ours! (tumble Dryer not Dog)

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There, I Fixed It - Epic Kludge Photos

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