Pete 
| | | The Hormone Guide
Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's licence in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
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DANGEROUS
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SAFER
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SAFEST
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ULTRA SAFE
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What's for
dinner?
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Can I help you
with dinner?
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Where would you like
to go for dinner?
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Here, have some wine.
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Are you
wearing that?
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You sure
look good in brown!
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WOW! Look at you!
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Here, have some wine
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What are you
so worked up about?
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Could we be
overreacting?
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Here's my pay packet.
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Here, have some wine.
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Should you be
eating that?
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You know, there are
a lot of apples left.
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Can I get you a piece
of chocolate with that?
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Here, have some wine.
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What did you
DO all day?
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I hope you didn't
over-do it today.
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I've always loved you
in that robe!
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Here, have some wine.
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13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4. Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make me Sick 6. Provide Me Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. Pimples May Surface 9. Pass My Sweatpants 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome 11. Plainly; Men Stink 12. Pack My Stuff and my favorite one : 13. Potential Murder Suspect Forward this information to all of your friends...
and men who need a warning.
And, have some wine.
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