The Harley-Davidson Facts

 

The  Harley-Davidson Facts

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.  At the  gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've  been such a good man and  your motorcycles have changed the  world, your reward is, you  can hang out with anyone you want  to in heaven.'

 Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, ' I want to hang out with God.'

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God..

 God recognized Arthur and commented,  'Okay, so you  were the one who invented the  Harley-Davidson motorcycle? ' Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's  me...'

God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing  something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and  pollution and can't run without a road?'

 Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally  spoke,  'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?'
 God said, 'Ah, yes.'  
'Well,' said  Arthur, 'professional to  professional, you have some major design  flaws in your  invention! 
 
 1. There's too  much  inconsistency in the front-end suspension  
  
2. It  chatters constantly at high  speeds
 
3. Most rear  ends are too soft and wobble  about too much 

4. The intake is  placed way too close to  the exhaust 
5. The maintenance  costs are  outrageous!!!!


'Hmmmmm, you may have some good  points  there,' replied God, 'hold  on.'

 God went to his Celestial  supercomputer, typed in a  few words and waited for the  results. The computer printed out  a slip of paper and God  read it.

'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,'   God said to Arthur, 'but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours'.

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